The Famous/infamous Rabbit

A few weeks ago, at the suggestion of a colleague, I subscribed to Scarlet magazine. There were two options a low price for 12 issues, or pay slightly more but get a "free" gift. Said free gift was a rabbit. If you don't know what a rabbit is please consult an Ann Summers website/shop/catalogue!
Now I should explain that I have possibly the shyest husband in the world, not sure how we ended up together but that's a whole other blog ;) He is very disapproving of 'toys' and thinks that only dirty women use them, so I failed to tell him about the option that didn't include the free gift.
Well, it arrived today. I was quite nervous about opening the brown packaging. I had never seen a rabbit in the flesh, so to speak, only heard tales of their greatness. I have to say, it looks good. Bright pink and bendy but good :) Gutted it didn't come with batteries. Who wants to wait to try out new toys?? So gently had to introduce hubby to the whole new idea of toys in a close loving relationship. They're just a bit of FUN, right. Anyway, will get batteries tomorrow and hopefully report back ;)

Food or sex

I've just read an interesting statistic.... some survey has found that 31% of women would rather eat than have sex. Naturally this got me thinking. What foods would I definitely choose over sex, what foods would be a maybe, and which would be a definite no. And then of course, are we talking about that great mind-blowing sex, or the more usual ten minute, last thing at night, can't really bothered to try hard, sort of sex, because obviously this will alter things.
So, if we're talking about the latter there's not really much competition.... Food wins.
But it would have to be something great to compete with the former. Sex or cream slice: cream slice. Sex or peanuts: peanuts. Sex or roast chicken: roast chicken. Actually I'm struggling to think of anything.